Wellness Through the Eyes of the Sea Moss Girlies

Kate Glavan and Emma Roepke, a.k.a. the Sea Moss Girlies have taken over my Instagram feed with their niche, adaptogen-based, and definitely excessive ‘wellness’ memes. Known for their Sea Moss Girlies podcast and Instagram meme page @seamossgirlies which pokes seemingly self-aware fun at the founders' health rituals, they explore the world of supplements, running lifestyle, affordable health, chickpea cookie dough, cure-all beverages, bone broth, alternative milk, dandelion tea, and the like in their media platform based in NYC. These girls have tried and now live by the most out-there ‘wellness’ products on the market. But is this ‘wellness’? Why must the healthy-girl character be defined by hyper-activity and the never-ending collection of expensive supplements? As I try to reflect on the media I expose myself to as a Gen-Z woman, I felt I should dive into the implications of this promotion of health and whether it benefits me or anyone for that matter.

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The first things you hear on the podcast are ads from various ‘wellness’ companies that sponsor the Girlies. You can imagine the kinds of companies featured—blue light glasses, athletic greens powder, and LOTS of supplement companies. Way to start off with a consumerist bang! Which leads me to my first critique: the wastefulness of wellness. Supplements can be beneficial, but the constant accumulation of products is not. The promotion of products by these influencers only perpetuates the consumer culture we see in makeup and fashion. Consolidate your wellness rituals. Conserve our natural resources. Please!

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Next, they promote themselves as voyagers through the BS of wellness yet their discussion is still tone-deaf. Yes, they do root much of their supplement and lifestyle suggestions in scientific research, but most of their brand is based on their personal testimonials…from their American…upper-to-middle class…perspective. They've criticized brands for marketing campaigns pointedly targeting rich white women, but use their membership in that demographic to sell their own product—their own exclusive aesthetic quality. The Girlies implore that it is “important to invest in your health.” I agree. But it's hard for the average person to follow along when they talk about pulling up to Erewhon and dropping twenty bucks on a collagen smoothie when they go to L.A. Health to them, whether they recognize it or not, is niche and expensive and in no way removed from the elitist ‘wellness’ culture they joke about.

***Trigger Warning: the following paragraph discusses body image and disordered eating. Skip if needed!***

Now let’s shift to what I see as possible immediate harm in their message. In their latest episode titled “Othorexia and Life After ED Recovery,” the Girlies address the important role that eating disorders play in the modern obsession with health. To clarify, Orthorexia is an unhealthy focus on eating in a healthy way. With applaudable vulnerability, they shared their journeys and methods in eating disorder recovery. However, it came off in an abrasive way. Peppered throughout the episode were phrases like “I was a restrictive freak” and “just grow a tough skin against triggers.” Open discussion of recovery is constructive, but is lost in the Girlies’ meme-ification of “living off of chickpea cookie dough” and “eating a single brazil nut as a snack.” They make fun of an excess of ‘wellness’, but simultaneously practice and promote its restrictive, orthorexic nature; their frank, do-gooder podcast talk is hypocritical. You can't speak against the culture you also make money from. I’m happy to hear their claims of having found a balanced relationship to all of this, but can’t help but think that they aren’t doing much to help the journeys of their followers. The culture of Western ‘wellness’ inextricably communicates a certain degree of restricted or disordered consumption to its primary audience: young women.

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I wanted to also touch on the normally overlooked fact that this natural and holistic approach to health is rooted in the traditional practices of Ayurveda, an ancient Indian medical system. This system emphasizes the manipulation of diet and lifestyle to regain a balance between the body, mind, spirit, and the environment. The Western ‘wellness’ culture oftentimes only cherry picks from this cultural practice that implores the necessity of its practice in totality to be effective. Here we have a classic case of appropriation versus appreciation. While Ayurvedic medicine has been proven to be effective if used as intended and developed over millennia, its practices are often misused or their cultural importance unrevered. I’m not saying that these practices should be gatekept; in fact, Ayurveda is in its core intended to be found in the natural world that surrounds ALL of us. I just think these treatments should be used thoughtfully in combination with the totality of the system and in dialogue with those actually knowledgeable in Ayurvedic medicine.

Ok, their attempts in making this glitzy Gwenyth Goop world feel accessible with their memes and coy discussion is honorable. But let's be real—this lifestyle can’t reach anyone outside of a high-income bubble. If you are in the 99% percent that can’t afford these rituals or are even just someone who doesn’t know the f**k ashwagandha is, I don’t think it will be on your grocery list or even at your grocery store. I’m not saying they should stop what they’re doing and hide away in shame. We all consume. Rather, wellness influencers should find ways in which a healthy lifestyle can exist for all types of people. It seems like the class distribution of ‘wellness’ is awfully top-heavy, something that those with the platform aren’t doing much to help change. And, a little mention of how to give back and help alleviate this inequality wouldn’t hurt.

Doing away with your daily multivitamins or veggie snacks is not what I ask. Let’s all just be mindful of our conception of ‘wellness’ and whether or not it actually is beneficial, on both a personal and societal level. I have definitely fallen prey to eight dollar adaptogen coffee and probiotics that do nothing for me. Social media is hard. Wellness is hard! But, try to take influencers like the Sea Moss Girlies with multiple grains of hand-extracted himalayan pink salt. Preserve your peace, preserve your health (what health means to YOU, not TikTok).

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A Few Words on the Apple AirPods Max

Months ago, I received a very generous gift: the Apple AirPods Max, aka the “Silly Girl Headphones” (I mean known by only me and my friends, really). These over-the-ear adaptations of the AirPods boast their sleek look and top-tier noise cancellation, two things I have thoroughly enjoyed about my navy blue versions. But, ever since then I feel like my choice to don these metal earmuffs has cast me into a particular social category (a philosophy major once asked me “and what do those say about you?”).

Let’s unpack that. 

Obviously, their biggest identifier is their price. They are NOT cheap, going for at least a hundred dollars more than their competitors at Sony and Bose. When I asked around for opinions on the matter, the responses were “they’re elitist” and “they represent class warfare!”

UChicago, we’re pretty unbearable, aren’t we?

Regardless of the tongue-in-cheek-ness of those responses, I think it’s obvious to us all that there are more budget-friendly ways to deliver sound to your ears. I get it. The price is laughable considering how many other audio options exist.

Next, like Adidas Samba and Mui Mui flats, these have been snatched by the manicured fingers of the influencing it-girls of today. Whether we like it or not, they’ve turned these headphones into a high-caliber accessory. Because of this, these headphones have more social value than others. Talk about commodity fetishism! And with capitalism comes critique—the other side of the coin that sees these as the epitome of economic excess. But, I won’t get too carried away with that.

“They don’t only use them, they wear them”

- Colin McNamara-Bordewick, class of ‘25

So, we’ve tackled their social conception. But what about their actual quality? Well, you could go find plenty of reviews by people who actually know what they’re talking about. Here, I present another review of the silliest headphones but this time from someone who hasn’t a clue about sound/audio mechanics. Humor me here, people.

Pros:

  • Sound cancellation O.M.G. These babies really remove you from reality. If you ever need a mystery-girl-in-the-movie moment these will provide it. Life is so romantic when you can’t hear all the sh*t! And even more, the transparency feature means you can switch between hearing people and not without taking them off. Though, you do look like an unfriendly goof talking to people with headphones on. Again, silly, silly headphones.

  • They are quite literally ear pillows. The padding is oh so luscious; I’ve even slept in them before. I know, what a silly thing to do. 

  • Some people are off-put by how heavy they are, but I don’t notice it at all. Maybe I’m passively getting a really strong neck. So, you’ll get a silly, sexy neck with these.

Cons:

  • They’re pretty big. And as a fashion-over-function person, they take up half of my cute little backpack. You could just wear them around your neck, but I think that’s quite possibly the silliest thing you could do.

  • The pillowy, bed-topper-Esque covers do make your ears heat up a bit. Especially if worn at the gym, it’s like an inferno in there. Also with working out, the insulation they give to your face makes the sweat pour. So not only are you wearing silly headphones but you are also a silly, sweaty mess.

I am no audiophile, just a silly girl who happily enjoys the two metal boxes sitting over her ears. But as a good friend of mine often says: everything is funny and nothing matters. Silliness is something to be embraced.

Thus, I will continue to wear my headphones and will enjoy doing so. Are they worth the exorbitant price? Maybe not. Anyways, knowing the trends of today, sometime soon they'll be cast out of style with the flick of Bella Hadid’s bony finger. And don’t even get me started on the resurgence of corded earbuds. God help our consumerist generation.

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Instagram can never be casual and here’s why…

If you grew up during the Social Media age like me when Instagram was fresh on the scene and quickly climbing the ranks of popularity (we're talking 2010- 2012 LMFAO Party Rock Anthem era), you were probably still in elementary school back then. And despite being too underaged to experience the full extent of the “causal” nature of the app (the one your millennial peers won’t shut the fuck up about) you maybe still remember the badly lit duck lip selfies, gross blue tinted filters, and slightly unhinged photos people (maybe even you) would take with friends or of random shit seen on the daily… yadi yadi yada… you get the picture (wait—this unintentionally ate).

If you do, that’s all well and good because that means you understand the nostalgia. But, do you remember the shift? 

The day that the app made a quick one-eighty on us?! 

If you don’t, no worries cause I don't really remember the specifics either. What I do know though is that the day we decided to make someone famous on that app because we got so concerned with and fascinated by their lifestyle, travels, clothes, relationships, etc. is the day we all collectively forfeited the “casual” Instagram. Now whether or not that was a mistake is up for debate and not at all the subject of this article. You know what is though? The very sad fact that a “casual” instagram, no matter how hard we try, will simply never be a thing again.

So, better start mourning if you didn't already because just like rainbow loom and the peak of Kesha’s career, that shit died in the early 2010s ( we’re talking pre 2015 Kylie Jenner lip challenge).

Why, though?

Well, if we’re really thinking about it, the culture today surrounding Instagram is simply oversaturated and reflected by individual influence and our personal obsessions with perception. Think “when was the last time I shit posted on my main?” Or if we're going deeper, ask yourself why it is that you have a private finsta or story dedicated exclusively to spamming memes or photos that are “cute” but not “cute enough,” and only select people can see.

It’s because right now it's somewhat socially unacceptable to do the extent (key word) of whatever you want on social media. I say extent because I don’t believe we still have the luxury of posting anything that we somehow haven't already curated or analyzed a million different ways or at least once (and yes this is true even for photo dumps). That nitpicking is exactly what makes our instagram posts today so ingrained in this insidious perfectionism. It makes it so that even in the instance that we do choose to post whatever it is we believe is beyond being perceived, we still deal with this massive inability to detach ourselves from the amount of likes, engagement, follows, blah blah blah, that we do or do not get. Instagramming has become so personal, that a girl can't just post a picture of a rock and call it a day without it posing a risk to her social media standing and self esteem.

Hell! We have traveled so far into the deep end, I fear that at this point posting that random rock would lose you a bunch of followers until someone else who’s famous goes “wow that’s so aesthetic!” And with that one statement suddenly make it socially acceptable for everyone to post rocks, and therefore no longer casual or beyond the ability to be perceived you tried so hard to detach yourself from. There’s really no escape.


Don’t get me wrong, I'm aware that this is a very superficial argumentative topic that by no means I am the first person to comment on. However, I do think that in this fucked up and low key depressing irony, it just goes to show how shallow our society itself has become. Who would have thought we’d ever make it to the day where I can say “casual instagramming doesn’t exist” and have a full discourse about it. That’s honestly wild that we managed to suck a little bit of the fun out of sharing pictures on the internet. Katy Perry “Roar” music video wild (mega props to you if you remember that one)!



The Inbetweeners: Not the TV Show

 

When you’re scrolling down your Instagram feed, how often do you pause to think, “Hey, I look like that!” On the other hand, how many times do you think, “I love what he/she/they’re wearing, I just don’t know how it would look on my body?” 

More often than not, Instagram influencers and their incredible styles are relegated to thinner people; not necessarily size zero, but the lithe and slender figures of Kendall Jenner-esque figures. Most of us don’t look like that.

When we think “curvy,” we think of the Kim Kardashians and Kylie Jenners; their body types are also lean, but with fuller hips and chests. Most of us don’t look like that either.

When we think “fat”––which is, by the way, not a bad word––we think of Tess Holliday or Lizzo; their body types are not lean and often demonized, but you already know that. Most of us don’t look like that either. 

We love representation, and body positivity is only one part of it. We want to look on a screen and relate to the people we’re looking at. I, for one, love looking through style inspo on Instagram; finding new ways of pairing x with y, or styling x with z. What I don’t love is only seeing these outfits on people who don’t look like me, because they inevitably don’t look the same on my body; whether that displeases me or not is a separate discussion, but it would definitely be nice to have a realistic idea of what I’ll look like when I try certain trends.

We all want to see different shapes and sizes in the media, bodies that deviate from the convention of a socially ascribed “good body.” However, we often forget that those of us that don’t look like Instagram influencers are also allowed to want to dress well, to have our unique, trendy sense of style. Fortunately, more and more “midi,” “inbetweeners,” or midsize influencers—often wearing sizes 10, 12, or 14––are coming along. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for any stylists of any size, but the appeal of a diversified feed and realistic models is undeniable. For the last few months, I’ve made a conscious effort to look for influencers as diverse as I can find, exploring styles radically different from mine. It’s definitely spiced up by my Instagram scrolling, and I think it will yours too.

In the following list, I hope you find at least one person who either dresses or looks like you. And I hope they inspire you––to either dress more freely, or live more freely.

1. Francesca Perks (@francescaperks)

A more colorful Y2K aesthetic, Francesca destroys the notion that prints and light colors only look good on thinner people. Side note: Her room is gorgeous

2. Winnie Parker (@winnieparkerr)

Real and unfiltered, Winnie’s style is simple and classic. Her wardrobe and her feed, however, are enviable.

3. Joanna Pincerato (@joannapincerato)

Y2K princess meets modern minimalist, Joanna is proof that your Pinterest board looks phenomenal on everyone. 

4. Lauren-Nicole (@laurennicolefk)

A contributing curve editor for Cosmopolitan UK, do I need to say any more? No, so I have only one word: glam. 

5. Sarah Kim (@iamsarahkim)

Sarah has the modern minimalist look down. Classic nudes, beiges, and browns, her feed is the dream Tumblr aesthetic.

6. Ishini Weerasinghe (@ishiniw)

Proof that the Desi and Western aesthetics can coexist, and look sexy as hell––together and individually.

7. Holly Ah-Thion (@thekittyluxe)

You probably own at least one of the pieces she has but have just never thought to pair it like that. Holly’s nailed the girl-next-door vibe, with a prettier feed to accompany it. 

8. Rosa (@rosariummm)

“I Only Wear Black” is a song from The Wombats and that’s all it should be. Rosa proves time and time again that you can be hot and fat and wear more than just black. 

Hot tip: Her Depop store is incredible and incredibly affordable. You’re welcome. 

9. Javiera (@javiera)

Her tattoos, her make-up, and the way she mixes vibes. Also, her Youtube channel has phenomenal style inspo, Instagram advice, and brutally honest confidence tips. 

Bonus feature to round out the list, my current crush: Mikayla Klewer (@mikaylaklewer).

And a reminder: You can wear whatever the fuck you want, whatever size you are, and whatever you look like.

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Phones: The Greatest Accessory, The Extension of Vanity

For a really long time now, I have been using my phone case as a card holder. I can’t even remember the last time I used cash: and I don’t mean just because of the pandemic, but every single store seems to accept card payment now. Or maybe even I‘m old-fashioned and you’re all exclusively using Apple Pay. Regardless, I was storing my cards in a stick-on card holder on the back of my phone case, but it was made of cheap, thin silicone and the sides would start to split after only a few days. I purchased a case that had an actual sewn-on card holder, on top of a soft leather panel; made to endure and to last. Made for function. It was delivered. And I decided that this item, which I had bought for how much easier it would make my life, is ugly. So, so ugly.

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This Apple advert does not even picture the phone itself. Image via

Why are phones marketed so heavily for their utility and not for their appearance? I thought about this after I had wallowed in self-pity for having a sad, gross phone case. I should feel satisfied with the utility, not the look, of my phone case, just like I am satisfied with the utility, not the look, of my phone. So why does the case matter if my phone works brilliantly?

I’m not the only person who cares about whether their phone looks pretty — or perhaps, more importantly, if their phone shows everyone else how cool and trendy they are. As a devoted Instagram and TikTok peruser, there are some things that I have noticed…

Phones are held, but never really seen: they help you to be seen.

Consider the selfie, where the subject’s hand grasps their phone (and their hand just looks so weird, they point out in their caption, unfunnily). We see their nails, their rings, their bracelets. Even the action that allows them to show off their beauty is, itself, beautiful and curated. Who cares about my phone case when I’m in the photo? The plain case, or even, the no-case look, serves to draw attention away; focus instead on my fresh manicure, marvel at my beauty.

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The black case serves as a perfectly contrasting background for the white nails. Image via

Another option is to be more overt with where you want the eye to go… or not? Image via

Another option is to be more overt with where you want the eye to go… or not? Image via

Phones are an extension of yourself, and thus, heavily accessorized.

In contrast to the plain or no-case look, phones are sometimes deliberately shown off. They are made to look so beautiful, perhaps to suggest that their owner must just be so stylish that they’re able to make even their mobile phone, the most mundane object, cute.

First, we look at the case. Devon Lee Carlson and her sister Sydney are not just influencers; they are the founders of Wildflower Cases, which is a HUGE business that deals in gorgeous phone cases. There are so many designs, surely one of them will appeal to every type of cool girl out there (or guy; I hate to generalise).

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Take, for instance, this phone case designed by Salem Mitchell and Wildflower Cases in collaboration. In the photoshoot for the collab, Salem’s makeup and nails imitate the phone case itself, which obscures part of her face; it’s clear that Wildflower are confidently marketing their phone cases as being reflective of you, even going as far as to suggest that you take your style from your phone case.

No wonder they’re so popular, then. It wouldn’t take very long scrolling through Pinterest to find a girl holding a phone with a Wildflower case. Even the one Addison Rae is holding in the previous photo is from Wildflower.

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Devon, selfie-ing with one of her cases. Image via

Second, we look at… the strap? The leash? I really don’t know what to call this but I’ve seen a few female celebrities and influencers attaching these beaded lanyard-things to their phones. They’re from the brand “String Ting”, the apparent innovators. And, pictured below, they’re not even being worn around their wrist…!!! Clearly, the Wii taught no one.

Beaded accessories are no longer just cute for the neck or wrists, it seems; like another limb, your phone can now also share in this trend. Fair enough, since people perpetually walk around holding their phones in their hand, whether they’re looking at it or not.

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Vogue deemed the wristlet a “bizarre standout accessory”. Image via

Devon again, this time with her boyfriend Jesse Rutherford, the singer of The Neighbourhood.  Image via

Devon again, this time with her boyfriend Jesse Rutherford, the singer of The Neighbourhood. Image via

So, I’m left still wondering why the closest Apple ever got to marketing their phones as facets of your individuality was their release of the iPhone 5C. A pair of model sisters in LA are capitalising on what they missed, big time! All in all, I want my phone to be pretty and I’m not convinced that the reason is just because it will show everyone how fabulous I am. But I’m also not sure if I’m just doing it for myself. Whatever… I will be asking for a real card holder for Christmas this year. And yeah, I’m waiting for my Wildflower case to be delivered; what about it?

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Mask Influencers: Paid for by a University Near You

UChicago, while not always as “with it” as other universities, has seen the rise of mini-influencers on campus. From TikTok and Timberland to even Bumble and Tinder, we might begin to see our well-followed friends posting from the Reg with a brand-new disclaimer: Sponsored by the University of Chicago.

Refusing to rely on the sheer goodwill of students, universities like Mizzou and Temple are recruiting—and paying—students to be “mask influencers.” Instagram feeds are now flooded with hashtags like #MaskUpMizzou and #CampusClear even when many campuses are, well, anything but. According to an article in the New York Times, the pay scheme for these jobs seem fair. Kind of. Temple University has helped RAs who have lost their jobs by appointing them new roles as student ambassadors that work to create engaging Covid guidelines for fellow classmates. They also keep tabs on their influencer students, hire them to post about campus safety, but stick to the wage paid for a typical work-study gig. The University of Missouri, on the other hand, has hired a whole-ass influencer marketing firm to onboard six students to act as mask-wearing, social-distancing advocates. The Canadian firm, Glacier, reported that the students are being paid at a competitive rate. And if you know anything about the influencer world, that’s a lot.

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At a time when many face financial troubles, the large paycheck for an Instagram post can feel like a slap in the face to the university community. After failed attempts to lower tuition at many colleges (including UChicago) and the retraction of offers like part-time enrollment and extended student status, decisions like these cut deep. Not to mention the oftentimes large cognitive dissonance between students and administration, which makes it obvious that posts like these are insensitive at worst and a “get that bag!” moment at best. Some students hired to be social distancing advocates have been, unsurprisingly, caught partying on campus. As for those who abide by the standards they promote, there is still the concern that the image being projected on social media by mask influencers is dangerously far from the truth. As one student posts a sunny picture of her taking courses on her patio, another is being isolated in an off-campus apartment, perhaps having contracted the virus from a university-accepted activity like, you know, going to class. Many students like this have reported being pushed into iso-apartments with little furnishing, zero guidance, and ill-timed food deliveries. How are they meant to take these posts?

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The University of Chicago has been placed in a unique situation, with the ability to learn from decisions made by most colleges and universities in the US, which typically begin their fall term as early as mid-August. UChicago has adopted a hybrid model of sorts, offering remote, in-person, and blended courses. In addition, the university has placed restrictions on gyms, dining halls, dorms, as well as on the number of people that can chill (while the weather is still half decent) on the quad. Some have applauded the university’s efforts; others have called for the complete shutdown of campus before it’s too late. Many just hope the class of 2021 can salvage some sort of formal graduation.

The uncertainty of fall quarter combined with the go-ahead for in-person classes begs the question: what exactly incentivizes students to socially distance from friends in private, when these are the same friends they sit next to in class at least once per week? It’s doubtful that university-influencers are the answer. But, alas, this has been a year of firsts.

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Everything You Need to Know About Caroline Calloway

If you’ve recently spent a lot of time on social media, especially Twitter, you’ve probably seen the name Caroline Calloway mentioned numerous times. The Internet’s obsession with Caroline Calloway has been steadily growing over the past few years, only continuing to rise after she provides scandal after scandal. But who exactly is Caroline Calloway, and why is she so controversial?

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Caroline Calloway was the predecessor to the influencers of today. In the early 2010s, back in the early days of Instagram, she purchased 40,000 followers. These followers helped kickstart her social media career, and she eventually became popular for writing long captions musing about her life. Calloway especially focusing on presenting an idealized depiction of life as a Cambridge student and on describing in detail her relationships and break-ups with her college boyfriends. These captions, a staple of her brand, eventually allowed her to receive a book deal. Calloway couldn’t get enough writing done for the book, so the deal fell through in 2017.

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Caroline Calloway’s first major scandal was in 2018, when she announced a US tour of creativity workshops. The workshops were advertised as 5-hour-long sessions in which she would provide handmade salads and homemade care packages that included personalized letters. Tickets to the event cost $165 apiece. As the first stop of the tour grew clear, it became clear that Calloway was not prepared.

She gradually began backing out of the promises she had made. The first to go were the personalized letters, which she said were taking more time than she had hoped. The flower crown making session she had promised turned out to be a mere photoshoot with reusable flower clips. She did complete her salads, but attendees reported the salads being incredibly lackluster and not what had been promised. Press surrounding the tour grew so bad that Calloway canceled the remaining events and refunded the tickets, only to uncancel the tour a few days later. The failure of the tour drew comparisons to events such as the notorious Fyre Festival and contributed to Calloway’s reputation as a scammer.

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The other major scandal of Caroline Calloway’s career came last September when Natalie Beach, her ex-best-friend from her days at NYU, released a scathing article in The Cut detailing their tumultuous friendship. Beach revealed herself as the ghostwriter behind many of Calloway’s Instagram captions. She felt that Calloway had been an unstable and unreliable friend who had often taken advantage of her.

The article is filled with anecdotes from the pairs’ friendship, including trips to Europe gone wrong, Calloway hiring Beach to run an Airbnb for her, and their attempts to work on Calloway’s memoir before the book deal fell through. Calloway took to social media many times to write about how the publishing of this article had affected her, reminiscing on her friendship with Beach and on the public’s shifting opinion of her. Recently, she’s begun directly responding to the article, sharing her side of the story on her personal website.

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It’s hard to pinpoint exactly why the Internet is so obsessed with Caroline Calloway. But her story creates an undeniable fascination and intrigue. Perhaps it’s because of the elite, seemingly unattainable lifestyle she espouses. Perhaps it’s because of the neverending controversy. Perhaps it’s because of her role in shaping the use of social media for personal gain into what it is today. Maybe someday, the world will crack the mystery that is Caroline Calloway. But until then, we’ll just have to sit and wait, scrolling through her numerous posts on Instagram and Twitter.

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LA Fashion: The Epitome of Less is More

I was born and raised in Los Angeles, which means I’ve heard my fair share of out-of-state ridicule. I’d like to prove that life in LA is so much more than green juice cravings, spray-on-tans , and horoscope fanatics, but I have one two many friends who embody just that. With all of that in mind, it makes sense why, when I was applying to college, people often asked me why I would ever want to leave home. Truth be told, I wanted to experience life outside of the little bubble I’d spent 18 years of my life in and see what it’s like to go through more than one season.

As much as I’ve come to love Chicago in my first year, on my flight back home, in denial of beginning Spring Quarter online, I started thinking about how inconvenient the time difference would be. I then realized that throughout the next three maybe six months, I’d be stuck trying to coordinate FaceTimes and Zoom calls with all the East Coasters I had befriended. I had been so adamant about stepping out of my comfort zone that I, perhaps subconsciously, avoided getting too close with the other LA natives. It was time for me to get back in touch with my LA roots.

To save you some time, I’ve narrowed down my top picks for LA’s most influential style icons to a blend of four-ish supermodels, artists, and influencers. Let’s dive in.

The Kardashian-Jenner Clan

Being exposed to vitamin-D is no easy feat. For decades, men and women have been trying to introduce new trends that will allow you to simultaneously look cute, feel cool (in both temperature and composure), and protect your body from the harsh UV rays. We should’ve known that none of this could be made possible without the guidance of everyone’s favorite LA family, the Kardashian-Jenner clan. All five of the sisters may have their own taste in houses, hobbies, and men, but there’s no denying that they share a similar sense of style. Sure, they may make us question whether or not binge-watching Keeping Up is a good use of time, but it’s clear that these LA natives have influenced fashion trends for quite some time now.  

Ever since Kim and Kanye tied the knot, Kim, repping Yeezy ever since, went from being a 2000’s mishap to the one who introduced the reign of monochrome baggy sweatsuits. Kim has become so familiar with what is needed to make the perfect sweatsuit that she even decided to take a whack at it herself with her new company SKIMS. Kourtney, who followed in Kim’s footsteps, adds a little bit of variation to her look. Unlike Kim, she seems to prefer the half baggy half fitted look, strategically wearing an oversized top with a simple pair of black biker shorts to show off her figure, and turns to black sunglasses as her statement piece. Even Khloe, known to be the most outgoing of the five in terms of fashion choices, showed her appreciation for a good pair of jeans by launching her brand Good American. The youngest two, Kendall and Kylie, sport their off-duty looks with the help of more form-fitting cropped clothing than their older sisters, while still staying true to their families' signature look. 

Although these sisters travel all over the world for both work and pleasure, growing up in LA has taught them one of the most important fashion rules: less is more.

Miley Cyrus

As most people know, Miley spent most of her early childhood in Tennessee. It wasn’t until she started to pursue acting and singing professionally that her life began in LA. What makes her style so distinct from the others is the little bit of country she adds to it. Sometimes she’ll spice up a plain white tee and hard denim bootcut pants pair with a pair of cowboy boots, a mix of silver and gold hardware, and tattoos. People underestimate the power of a classic tattoo, or even a sleeve of them. Personally, I’m too much of a chicken to make that kind of commitment, but when in doubt tattoo it out, in which case the rule of less is more still applies.

We’ve all seen the side of Miley that wants seeks attention, especially when she was still discovering herself post-Hannah, and part of that Miley definitely exists. She’s no stranger to color. The vibe of The Happy Hippie Foundation, which supports youth homelessness, the LGBTQ community, and other vulnerable populations without a voice, is proof of that. Even then Miley understands that sometimes it’s just better to go back to the basics. Whether she’s dancing around on stage, taking hikes in the wilderness post break-up, or taking a good ol’ mirror selfie, Miley’s style accomplishes the best of both worlds.

The Hadids

With Gigi’s recent pregnancy announcement, or rather, leak how could I not talk about the Hadids. Both raised in Los Angeles, these sisters exude a care-free energy unlike any other. As supermodels, the Hadids take any chance they can get to catch their breath and step out of couture, even if it’s just for a plane ride to their next destination. Since much of the modeling industry is concentrated in New York City, the Hadids have to spend much of their time in the big city. But time and time again, they have said that their home is in LA.

Unlike the Kardashians, Bella and Gigi tend to steer clear of the slouchy sweatsuit look. Bella, a proud Nike ambassador, always seems to be on the go in some sort of baggy cargo pants, cropped tops that tend to show a little peak of under boob (in true LA fashion), and Air Force 1’s. Although this specific sneaker has developed the reputation of being “too basic” in the past few years, it is a staple for a reason. The crisp white shoe offers the perfect mix of sturdy and sleek. Gigi, on the other hand, takes a farm-girl approach when she’s a model off-duty. Her collard maxi dress, cashmere sweaters, and jeans are just some staple items in Gigi’s wardrobe. She even threw a jean-themed party for her 24th birthday and isn’t afraid to post a picture on Instagram in a pair of muddy rain boots if it means she gets to go out in the field with her pony. For the Hadids, comfort is key.

Aimee Song

Last, but not least is Aimee Song. It didn’t seems right to talk about LA fashion without at least mentioning one of Instagram’s biggest fashion bloggers. If you track Revolve’s trips as closely as I do, then Aimee is surely a familiar face to you. With more than five million Instagram followers and roughly two million views on her blog Song of Style, Aimee is showing the world how to become a self-made woman. You would never guess that a quirky personality, only revealed through clips of her bothering her long-time Italian boyfriend Jacopo, foodie endeavors, and occasional dance video, hides behind such an influential name in the social media sector of the world of fashion. And what separates her from the rest of the bunch featured in this article is the absence of any help from a stylist in her everyday life. She’s a one-woman show.

Aimee, who values statement pieces more than anyone, navigates luxury effortlessly. Whether she’s on a safari in Africa or dropping by the office, she always looks like a business woman, a force to be reckoned with. She knows that it doesn’t take much to style a newly released Louis Vuitton bag, in fact, some black biker shorts, a loose-fitting tee, chunky white sneakers, and a wool camel colored blazer will do the trick. This very look is a go-to for Aimee, seen wearing it on the streets of Paris during fashion week and catching a plane to her next destination. Even when Aimee , she always finds a way to stick to what she knows in one way or another. Take her jewelry, for instance, Aimee tends to rotate the same three or four necklaces, never straying too far from traditional. Some may say that technique is boring or overused, but I say why go looking to replace something you already have. She, like many other fashion bloggers (you’d be surprised), did not always have it easy. Throughout most of her teenage life, Aimee was working a nine-to-five job, which meant she had to be thrifty with her shopping habits and slowly work her way up to where she is now.

Contrary to popular belief, LA is not plastic. Sure have reality TV stars, singer songwriters, and supermodels, but we also have people who dream big.

“In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.”
- Ellie Kemper

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Cara Delevingne: Model, Actress, Hypocrite?

Earlier this week, model Cara Delevingne announced a collaboration with Nasty Gal, an online retailer owned by Boohoo Group, Inc. While the collaboration has been lauded for its affordable prices and inclusive sizing, the public has remained relatively silent on how Cara Delevingne’s activism as a self-proclaimed “Earth Protector” directly contrasts her clothing line with a fast fashion company.

With an Instagram following of nearly 44 million fans as well as being named the fifth highest paid model in 20181, Delevingne clearly has the resources as well as the support to launch a clothing line that is sustainable and ethical. While Nasty Gal has had a history of collaborating with influencers and models such as Emily Ratajkowski and Chloe Lloyd2, neither of these celebrities has had proclaimed to be an advocate for saving the planet like Delevingne. In March of this year, Delevingne posted a picture of herself with a signed certificate from www.stopecocide.earth. This organization serves to make ecocide, which is defined on their website to be “the mass damage or destruction of natural living systems,” a crime3. Delevingne has also made other Instagram posts backing the efforts of the environmental activist organization, Extinction Rebellion.  

However, despite voicing her support for saving the planet through various Instagram posts, Delevingne has failed to put her money where her mouth is. In collaborating with the fast fashion brand Nasty Gal, she is directly contributing to an industry that produces nearly 1 billion garments annually and that is directly responsible for producing 20% of the global wastewater4. Instead of stopping ecocide, like she proclaimed to be a proponent of, Delevingne is further contributing to the destruction of natural living systems.

An example of the wastewater that is generated from fast fashion. Source via.

An example of the wastewater that is generated from fast fashion. Source via.

 In an age of greenwashing and sustainability becoming a buzzword in fashion, it is hard to discern what brands or individuals are making a genuine effort to commit to their words. With the recent collaboration between Nasty Gal and Delevingne, this process becomes even more complicated given the abundance of resources and support at Delevingne’s disposal. Considering all of this, I only have one bit of advice for influencers proclaiming to be advocates for sustainability: do better, please.


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Influencing is Ideally Inauthentic

Authenticity is becoming an increasingly prized attribute for influencers. As influencers become more successful and partner with more brands, their sense of authenticity seems to plummet. Fan followings are fickle, so brands search for micro-influencers with less 100,000 followers, in the hopes that their personal pull on consumers will be stronger.

I was struck with disbelief by YouTuber Keaton Milburn’s video “THE REALITY OF BEING AN INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER | TIPS & TRICKS,” in which she straightforwardly describes the process behind her Instagram photos that felt so inauthentic to me. She and her friends, who are also influencers, bring a variety of outfits to a photoshoot session and change clothes between takes in to have a new outfit pic to post every day. She states that even though it is always warm where she lives in Arizona, during the fall she will post pictures of warmer clothing to match the seasons her viewers are experiencing. She and her friends joke about how they would not wear certain outfits “in real life,” but how they look good for the ‘Gram. I felt a strong tingling of the surreal: for a platform that craves authenticity, why would this YouTuber reveal the construction of her image so casually?

Image via YouTube

Image via YouTube

I am drawn to the Keaton Milburn channel because it allows me to find a cooler version of myself. Her channel allows me to peer into the life of another college-aged young woman in a sorority, but while I’m Asian and nerdy, she is white, (dyed) blonde, and skilled with makeup. Casually watching her routine videos as I did my routines allowed me to imagine for a while that I, too, fit in perfectly with the image of a collegiate “sorority girl” without every worrying about my identity. Her videos motivate me to apply makeup or get me excited for girls’ trips when I’m feeling down.

In studies on the psychology of videogame avatars, Dr. Jesse Fox of Ohio State University found that the avatars people create are idealized versions of themselves. Keaton is my virtual avatar: an excited young woman navigating college with tickets to Coachella but without crises, like myself but a little more certain. Looking at influencers allows us to forget the difficulties we go through and indulge in a life just outside of our reaches, but in order to do so, they must erase the painful parts and emphasize the good. Influencing is inherently inauthentic. It is a job in which a person must depict an idealized life, but whereas that niche had been filled by modeling and acting, influencing takes it to another level of emotional sanitization.

Influencers use a platform that was originally personal in order to sell an image or lifestyle. To cultivate the fantasy for everyone who is interested in that lifestyle, they must curate an extreme, idealized representation of that lifestyle. In the same way that fashion spreads depict scenes and models that correspond not to customers’ realities but to ideals like glamor and elegance, influencing is about creating an idealized space for fantasy to take place. Whereas high fashion makes its sales with exclusivity, influencers make sales based on inclusivity. The tension lies in maintaining that image at all times. Many vegan influencers are breaking down, unable to maintain the strong agendas they push. To become an ideal is a huge burden for a human being to bear, but influencers are supposed to live our ideal lifestyle, so every aspect of their online worlds must work for that image. The paradox of influencing is that its inherent inauthenticity, balanced correctly, sells what we crave. For me, Keaton’s admittance of the construction of her image pushed the boundaries of this tension to their breaking point.

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